Seriously…you see it, too, right?
Me: “My dog looks like a Muppet.”
Ryan: “Like Sesame Street?”
Me: “No, more like he looks like that thing that lives on Jabba the Hutt’s ass.”
Ryan: “Salacious Crumb?”
Me: “Huh?”
Ryan: “The thing that lives on Jabba’s ass…his name is Salcious Crumb.”
Me: “You just made that up.”
Ryan: “I did not.”
*silence*
Ryan: “What!?”
Me: “I have to sleep with you.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 