Yeah…sometimes…full price is okay.

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To know me is to know that I am rather obsessed with getting a good deal, and that I don’t pay full price for anything, but…this time…I think that Groupon has crossed the line…

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Groupon, I go to you for half-priced Baja Fresh and discount manicures; my no-no square has no business on your radar.  Furthermore, am I REALLY supposed to believe that this product was originally $99.95?  I know it’s waterproof, but come on!  Unless this thing can talk dirty to me during and play with my hair after…it’s not worth anywhere near that much.

Most disturbingly, apparently over 790 of my fellow Grouponers have jumped at the chance to grab this lovely, and they’ve sold out.  So, friends, the next time I see you pull out a Groupon to pay for your (haircut, pedicure, cocktails, lunch), know that I’m watching you…and I know why you’re smiling…and I know it’s not the 58% you just knocked off your bruschetta.