PWDUB=Person Who Doesn’t Understand Bumper Stickers
PWDUB: “I didn’t realize you were gay.”
Me: (pause) “Well….that’s two of us.”
PWDUB: “Huh?”
Me: “I’m not gay.”
PWDUB: “Oh…but that sticker on your car…I thought…”
Me: “That sticker means I support equal human rights.”
PWDUB: “Oh…I thought…but, you’re always posting on Facebook about…
Me: “Yeah, that stuff doesn’t mean I’m gay…it means I’m not a dick.”
(the most awkward pause of all time…)
Me: “So…wanna talk about how much I love penis, or were you hoping to ask me if you could borrow my Indigo Girls album, and I just ruined everything?”
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