Me: What about Stephen King?
Ryan: I haven’t read much from him since It. I was like, that’s it. That’s as good as it’s ever going to get.
Me: I didn’t read that one.
Ryan: A clown. That’s all I’m saying. Makes Poltergeist look like a kid’s movie.
Me: No…no…definitely not. I was scared of them before, so that would NOT help.
Ryan: No. Definitely not. Clown-centered. Evil clown. Very bad clown.
Me: I’m pretty sure that ^^^ was the movie’s tagline.
Ryan: And the movie…imagine Tim Curry in clown makeup, chasing kids.
Me: I’m not going to sleep tonight, and I blame you.
Ryan: You? I’m already double-checking my closets. At least you have Sully who will bark at the clown. What do I have? Cats. Cats are useless. The only thing they’re good for is eating my corpse after the clown gets me.
Me: Great. Now, I’m scared of cats.