In case you missed the previous posts (exhibit A, exhibit B), or you’ve just mentally blocked them (and I wouldn’t blame you…horrifying), my friend, Malka, keeps getting contacted by “Johns” looking to hire a hooker named Ciara. I almost feel sorry for this last one. Almost. (Okay, I so totally don’t.)
**UPDATE** He replied, y’all, he replied!
For those of you following Malka’s battle with online prostitution…my darling girl has taken a new tack. (background here) Her new battle strategy involves a two-step approach…
Step One…scare the living crap out of them.
Worse than being threatened with a lifetime on the registered sex-offender’s list…that hair. Sir, I’m pretty sure a haircut would solve your “gettin’-some” issues.
Step Two…and this is where it gets truly brilliant…
Yes…she is now using client #1’s picture…to seduce client #2… and this is why I love her forever.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 