Okay, so I *might* have a well documented school-supply hoarding situation. Bottom line: if it’s on deep discount, I’ll buy it, and at any given moment, I am completely capable of opening my own OfficeMax. My coworker used to just find my stash impressive, but now when I text her my victories, she just finds it concerning.
Me: Target clearance! I just scored 77 spiral notebooks for $8!!!
Michelle: Okay, that’s awesome, but how many can you possibly use?
Me: I use them!
Michelle: You used maybe 20 last year.
Me: See! I’m covered for almost 4 years!
Michelle: And the 200 you already have in the closet?
Me: Shhhhhh….let me have this.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 