Every Time Mommy Yells At Somebody, A Demon Gets Its Wings

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My-Little-Pony-Friendship-Is-Magic-Meme(My mother, telling me about her friend’s daughter graduating from Coast Guard flight school…)

My mother: “Mary just sent me a picture of Jennifer getting her wings.”

Me: “Awww, that’s awesome.”

Liam: “Her wings!?  How is she getting wings!?”

Me: “She graduated from flight school.  Why…did you think she was a unicorn?”

Liam: (pause) “No…because unicorns have horns…a Pegasus has wings.”

Me: “Way to focus on the issue, Chief.”