(While giving an oral report on giraffes in preparation for our upcoming zoo trip.)
Student: “One interesting fact about giraffes is that they can fall in love…and they can be destroyed.”
How I was woken up on the Fourth of July, this year…
Me: Who is this!? I don’t have this number saved, but I totally want to make out with you for this gif.
And yes, the above picture really IS my friend Daniel, who wasn’t in my phone, and who, apparently, can rock the fuck out of a bikini.