Also Important, Refrain From Answering The Question, “What Were You Thinking?”

Me: (To Xavier) “What, exactly, do you think my job is around here?”

Caolinn: “Oh, my, God, Xavier do NOT answer that!  It’s a trap!”

I Wonder If He Needs Three Balls?

At my desk with two students, who were coloring pictures of Fluffy, the three-headed dog, from Harry Potter.

Female Student: “I made this head a boy, and this one a girl, and this one is another boy.”

Male Student: “You can’t have one of the heads be a girl.  They’re all boys.”

Female Student: “Yes, I can!  You can’t say that they’re all boys!  They have three different brains!”

Male Student: “Hey, Fluffy might have three brains, but he only has one CROTCH, and that’s what makes him a boy.”

Me: (Falling out of my chair..)