That Gentleman Has Seen His Last Trailer Park

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The following was texted to me by a friend who was driving through one of the most gang-infested areas of the city…you know…where I used to work. ¬†ūüôā

Leslie: Oh, my, God! ¬†I was just driving through Maryvale, and I saw a white guy on¬†a bicycle, waving a¬†Confederate¬†flag, screaming about ‘Mexicans and n——s’.

Me: It’s the new alternative to pulling a gun on a cop. ¬†I call that move, “Suicide by Redneck.”

Leslie: Gotta work better than all the meth he was smoking.

Me: Trust me, that hillbilly has drunk his last Big Gulp.  Right now, his carcass is already being eaten by a pack of stray pit bulls and one really badass chihuahua.

Leslie: I hope they don’t choke on all the bullets.