This Is Why People Cover Their Couches With Plastic


Ryan: “Hows the new couch?”

Me: “Amazing!  I love it…it’s sexy as hell.”

Ryan: “Send me a picture.”



Ryan: “Okay, it’s a great couch, but I think sexy might be overstating it a bit.”

Me: “You’re just not looking at it the right way.”

Ryan: “How am I supposed to look at it?”

Me: “Here…look at it this way.”



Ryan: “Annnnd you win.  I stand corrected, sexiest couch ever.”

Me: “Told you.”


**Note: I swear my boobs aren’t lopsided…I just can’t draw for crap…even if it’s to give my tits some dignity.**