Ryan: “Hows the new couch?”
Me: “Amazing! I love it…it’s sexy as hell.”
Ryan: “Send me a picture.”
Ryan: “Okay, it’s a great couch, but I think sexy might be overstating it a bit.”
Me: “You’re just not looking at it the right way.”
Ryan: “How am I supposed to look at it?”
Me: “Here…look at it this way.”
Ryan: “Annnnd you win. I stand corrected, sexiest couch ever.”
Me: “Told you.”
**Note: I swear my boobs aren’t lopsided…I just can’t draw for crap…even if it’s to give my tits some dignity.**
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 