Look, guys, I know that I’m not exactly running a vegan cooking blog, but can we PLEASE discuss the internet searches that are leading people here? Seagulls, people who hate physics, basilisks, and a horrifying amount of requests for dicks? And why do all the requests for female genitalia demand that they be “fancy”? That hardly seems fair. So, dicks are fine as long as they’re in HD, but the vaginas…those better be spruced up, goddamn it. And how spruced up are we talking? Like glitter and gems, or will a tiny chapeau do the trick?
I can only assume that the people requesting “pics of hell” were sent here to see this:
And “memes de alf”? France, I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume that query came from Belgium. De rein.
Now, if you’ll please excuse me…I have some Penis Day cards to send. Thanks, Hallmark!