Me: “Princess, your shirt is riding up again, pull that down or I’m going to make you wear the spare one in my closet.”
D’Avonte: “You can’t make me take this off. This is COUTURE!”
Me: “Really? Where did you buy it?”
D’Avonte: “Where do you THINK I bought it?”
Me: “At the ‘Too Short Shirt Store’?”
D’Avonte: “I will have you know I bought this at K-Mart.”
Me: “So that was ‘Kouture’ with a ‘K’?”
D’Avonte: *eye roll*
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 