For the record, the child is walking the campus in 6″ heels all day…and if you’re not familiar with my blog, the child is a 6’3″, self-identified, drag queen, who comes to high school, dressed for the Milan runway.
D’Avonte: “My feet are killing me.”
Me: (Looking at her feet) “No shit.”
D’Avonte: “Jealous?”
Me: “Every single day of my life, my love, every single day of my life.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 