But He Was Sexy…Right Up Until The Wild Animal Mauling.

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Whilst discussing movies…

Tracy: “Okay, but what’s the sexiest thing someone has ever said in a movie?”

Me: (horrific Australian accent) “Clever girl…”

Tracy: “Um…wasn’t that from Jurassic Park?”

Me: “Yup.”

Tracy: “You think the sexiest thing a man has ever said in a movie, was something a guy said to a dinosaur, right before it disemboweled him…”

Me: “It’s the way he said it.”

Tracy: “BEFORE IT ATE HIM!”

Me: “He also had ridiculously nice thighs.”

Tracy: “That got EATEN. ¬†What the fuck is wrong with you!?”

Me: “I like a man with great thighs.”

Tracy: *facepalm*