As some of you know, I do volunteer work with LGBT youth after work. Last week, one of my girls, who constantly cracks me up, came in SUUUUUPER pissed off.
Me: “What’s wrong, sweetie?”
Maddy: “I’m getting a D in Algebra.”
Me: “Oh, that sucks. I’m sorry.”
Maddy: “Ironic isn’t it?”
Me: “How?”
Maddy: “I’ve made it very clear that I want nothing to do with ‘the D’, and here I have one fucking me in math.”
Me: *snort*
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 