A conversation that I overheard between my three children…
Caolinn: “What is Liam talking about?”
Xavier: “Nothing, he just wanted to tell you that Justin Bieber was dating Selena Gomez, and I told him that everybody knows that.”
Caolinn: “Yeah, Liam, everybody knows that.”
Liam: “Nooooo!” (pause) “Not raccoooooons!”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 