It’s Like Lord Of The Flies…Without All Of The Tropical Scenery



Me: “Hey, we just need to ask everyone what they saw, and then we need to make a decision about how we’re moving forward with this.”

Student: “I didn’t do ANYTHING!”

Me: “I hear you, but you were there, so we have to find out what happened.”

Student: “I’m not the one who tagged the bathroom!  They’re all a bunch of goddamn snitches!”

Me: “Um…just an observation…but if you didn’t do anything…how can they be snitching?”

Student: *death stare*