Kids, I Only Buy You Halloween Costumes So I Can Steal Your Candy. Standard My sons both picked out these costumes…welcome to the next three years of my life. From last night, while we were costume shopping… Caolinn: (eye roll) “Awwwwwesome…look at all the slutty choices I have.” Share this:TwitterFacebookEmailLinkedInPinterestTumblrRedditLike this:Like Loading...