Someone Hand Me A Cocktail And A Puppy


Yes, guys…I have road rage.  In my defense, driving here sucks.

(Moving into the left lane to avoid a bus, only to find myself behind ANOTHER bus.)

Me: “Oh, my, God! How is there another bus! They only come every 30 minutes!  Wait, is there ANOTHER one up ahead? THREE FRIGGIN’ BUSES!  How are there three friggin’ buses inside of half a block!? I didn’t even know there were THREE buses in Phoenix, and now they’re all in my way! My God, how many buses are going to be on this friggin’ street right now!?”

Xavier: (whispering) “Three…”

Me: “Shut it, Xavier!”

Xavier: (giggling)