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Caolinn: “Mom, I can’t believe you let Xavier have coffee, and now you’re going to leave them alone in the house.”

Xavier: “Scientists have proven that caffeine doesn’t make you hyper.”

Caolinn: “That is not true!”

Xavier: “This is why you’re not a scientist!”

The Logic Is Strong With This One…

 

 

Part 1…

(Passing Grinders coffee shop.)

Caolinn: “I can’t believe they call that place Grinders.”

Xavier: “Why?”

Caolinn: “It’s a kind of dance you should NEVER do.”

Xavier: (whispering) “Is it dangerous!?”

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Part 2…

Xavier: “What do you think I should be when I grow up?”

Me: “Well, I think you should do something that requires you to have a good education, that uses your talents and makes you think every day, that enables you to take care of yourself and your family, and that makes the world a better place.”

Xavier: “So…like a blacksmith?”

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Part 3…

Xavier: “You shouldn’t be mean to old people, because if they try and karate chop you, they’ll break a hand.”