Me: I’m winning the Powerball on Wednesday.
Ryan: Best to start planning now. I suggest permanent Disneyland passes with one of those tour guides that gets you to the front of the line.
Me: And one of those awesome suites as well.
Ryan: Can we just buy an apartment IN the park? Maybe hidden somewhere in the new Star Wars Land?
Me: Only if the kitchen can be modeled after the Millennium Falcon. Only cleaner.
Ryan: Much cleaner. Don’t know what Han and Lando have done on that ship.
Me: Or Chewie! His palms didn’t get that hairy for nothing.
Me: Look! Campbell’s Soup is even getting involved in Star Wars!
Ryan: Jeez. Is anyone NOT jumping in on this marketing? What are they going to merchandise next?
Me: Chewbacca Condoms? Don’t mind if I do!
Ryan: Way better than Han Solo Condoms. The name alone doesn’t suggest a partner.
Me: Do you think he and Chewie ever…you know. They were were space sailors after all. Any port in a meteor storm.
Ryan:If you don’t stop, I’ll start speculating about how big Hagrid’s penis was, again.