The Lasso Of Truth Would Come In Handy During Confession



Me: “When you get your first Communion, we’ll get you some dress pants that you like and a new, nice shirt, and you can wear your ties.”

Xavier: “Can we wear anything we want?”

Me: “I guess you can, within reason.”

Liam: “Can I wear a cape!?”

Dogma and Horsema

Bareback Mountain, indeed.

Bareback Mountain, indeed.

J: “Where are you headed?”

Me: “District office.”

J: “May the force be with you.”

Me: “And also with you.”

J: “You’re like a goddamn Episcopal Jedi.”

Me: “Episcopal?  Try Catholic.”

J: “Oh.  Extra guilt.”

Me: “Yes, but we are also required to exclusively bareback, so that’s a plus.”

J: “I’m pretty sure that’s not what they’ve been teaching you.”

Me: “Agree to disagree.”

(Note: If you type “bareback” into google images…you rarely get a picture involving horses.  Even if you type in “bareback horses”.  )