The Happiest Place On Earth…That Also Scares The Living Shit Out Of You For Sport.

Okay, this is actually an old conversation, from last summer, when I took the kids to Disneyland, but someone reminded me of it last night…

(As the “bellhop” character welcomed us to Tower of Terror.)

Bellhop: “Please enter the library…”

Liam: “Library!? They’re going to make us READ!?”