I can Levi a Corpus With The Best Of ‘Em

John: “What’s going on with Casey?”

Me: “Not much.  He loves the new job…  He’s helping coach Little League.  Oh…and he’s started reading Harry Potter…”

John: “Let me get this straight…he’s reading Harry Potter because you like Harry Potter?”

Me: “Well, yeah.”

John: “All eight books?”

Me: “Seven, and yes.”

John: “Huh…  I never pictured that you were THAT good in bed.  I stand corrected.”