(In the midst of discovering the wonder that is a Starbucks chocolate cakepop.)
Me: “Oh, my, God, why is this so good!?”
Caolinn: (shrugs)
Me: “I’ve got it…it’s like the world’s most delicious Ding Dong in my mouth.”
Caolinn: *SNORT*
Me: “Shut up.”
**For my non-American friends…a “Ding Dong” is both a chocolate cupcake-like thing that will no doubt kill you slowly, and also one of the 4-million terms that America has invented for ‘penis’. Go USA!**