Caolinn: “You’re an idiot.”
Xavier: “Yeah, well, you’re ugly.”
Me: “Hey! You wouldn’t talk to the dog that way, so do not talk to your siblings that way.”
Xavier: (whispering) “Unibrow.”
Me: “Hey! What did I JUST get done saying!?”
Xavier: “Well, I WOULD say that to the dog…I say it all the time, he has a huge unibrow.”
Me: (rethinks policy on strangling)
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 