A conversation that took place at our collective sons’ baseball game, when my friend spotted her ex-husband on the other side of the playing field. Note…Jessica is black…just so you don’t think she’s a giant racist…
Jessica: “Look at him over there…with those stupid long dreads and those sandals…looking like black Jesus.”
Me: “Jesus was actually probably pretty black.”
Jessica: “Look at him over there…looking like historically accurate Jesus.”
**I’m back on dry land! In the SeaTac airport, heading home!**
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 