Me: Is it just me, or is this the dirtiest bread name ever?
Ryan: Hello, Marketing Department? I don’t think your product name means what you think it means.
Me: Spoiler: Someone in your department likes bread a little TOO much.
Ryan: The secret ingredient? It ain’t love. Have you checked the label?
Me: Uh oh…it says it “contains nuts”.
Ryan: That bakery doubles as a fertility clinic.
Me: Well, now we know what happens to the slow swimmers.
Ryan: Remember when carbs were the scariest thing?