Winged Bitches

Aside

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R: “I have no idea who you’re talking about half the time.  You have too many friends.”

Me: “I can’t help it if people think I’m awesome.  Pfffffft…fools.”

R: “Do you plan on being this likable, Friday night?”

Me: “No, I plan on being a super bitch.”

R: “How is that different from a regular bitch.”

Me: “I’ll be wearing a cape.”

R: “Okay, that’s awesome.”

Me: “Which brings us full-circle…people think I’m awesome.”

R: *shaking head*