How I was woken up on the Fourth of July, this year…
Unknown Number:
Me: Who is this!? I don’t have this number saved, but I totally want to make out with you for this gif.
Unknown Number:
And yes, the above picture really IS my friend Daniel, who wasn’t in my phone, and who, apparently, can rock the fuck out of a bikini.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 