Me: “The real Easter miracle this year? My neighbor found the last egg today by our fence. One more day and it would have hatched a basilisk.”
Drew: “Wait…don’t you cook those eggs?”
Me: “Yeah, why?”
Drew: “Well, if it’s been cooked, it can’t hatch.”
Me: “To be clear…you’re saying the reason why I can’t hatch a mythical, giant snake out of a chicken egg…is because I hard-boiled it, first…”
Drew: “I’d like to remind you that, according to you…the egg in question was hidden by a giant, magical rabbit.”
Me: “Touche.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 