Okay, if you look at just the green part, she has a point.
My son has decided to become a self-taught balloon sculptor. Don’t ask…I just live here, I have no idea how this crap gets in their heads.
Xavier: “Mommmm! Caolinn just said my balloon flower looks like a penis!”
Me: “Ask her how she knows what a penis looks like.”
Xavier: (pause) “I’d rather die.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 