Yet Another Art Medium In Which To Be Inappropriate.

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Okay, if you look at just the green part, she has a point.

Okay, if you look at just the green part, she has a point.


 

My son has decided to become a self-taught balloon sculptor. Don’t ask…I just live here, I have no idea how this crap gets in their heads.

Xavier: “Mommmm! ┬áCaolinn just said my balloon flower looks like a penis!”

Me: “Ask her how she knows what a penis looks like.”

Xavier: (pause) “I’d rather die.”