Whilst discussing movies…
Tracy: “Okay, but what’s the sexiest thing someone has ever said in a movie?”
Me: (horrific Australian accent) “Clever girl…”
Tracy: “Um…wasn’t that from Jurassic Park?”
Me: “Yup.”
Tracy: “You think the sexiest thing a man has ever said in a movie, was something a guy said to a dinosaur, right before it disemboweled him…”
Me: “It’s the way he said it.”
Tracy: “BEFORE IT ATE HIM!”
Me: “He also had ridiculously nice thighs.”
Tracy: “That got EATEN. What the fuck is wrong with you!?”
Me: “I like a man with great thighs.”
Tracy: *facepalm*
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 