Captain Obvious…Behavioral Analyst.

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(While discussing a student, after I did an observational study on him.)
Principal: “So…what do you think is going on with him?”
Me: “Well…I don’t want to say that he has ADHD, but if he doesn’t, he just gave an extremely powerful, seven-hour-long, interpretative dance performance, using little more than classroom furniture and some school supplies.”