(Whilst watching a cable news channel…)
Me: “Jesus, every other ad is for erection drugs.”
Xavier: “Let’s please not.”
Me: “I’m going to start calling this ‘the boner channel’.”
Xavier: “Please don’t do that either.
Me: “Boner.”
Xavier: “You’re the worst.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I have NEVER understood the 2 bathtub thing…… if they are talking about erections, how is it going to do you any good if your partner is in the OTHER bathtub????? 😛
RIGHT!? And who has two bathtubs in the fucking forrest!?
Well, at least there were no Star Wars sheets this time.
For once…just wait.
I have a friend with pulmonary hypertension, and the main medicine he takes is basically Viagra. First he had a hard time getting MediCal to cover it, and second every woman he knows was all like “Coals to Newcastle, dude…”
It really does seem like there must be a huge market for boner pills and reverse mortgages somewhere out there, though.
That sounds like a great time right there! lol
They keep alternating erection drug commercials with tampon commercials. Nothing kills an erection faster than a tampon, hence the need for Daddy’s little helper . . .
Seriously, men and their fear of tampons…never fails to entertain me.
So this is what you’re planning with the other one? Without the Star Wars sheets, you’re going to traumatize him into abstinence?
Charming.
Don’t question my methods, Michael. 🙂