Yes, yes, I know…two posts in a row about fucking novelty bedding. It also should be noted that my sweet, brilliant, rational boyfriend goes completely ape-shit nerd when discussing some sort of controversy regarding whether Han Solo or Greedo shot first in the original movies. It has come up roughly three million times.
Me: Liam is spending his first night in his new Star Wars sheets.
Ryan: Do they make those for a queen-sized bed? I’m asking for a friend.
Me: Yes, but would you really be comfortable getting off in front of Han?
Ryan: It’ll be the first time he didn’t shoot first.
Me: Fine, but if you start making ‘pew pew’ noises during climax, I’m going to be super put off.
Ryan: ..
Me: You’re thinking about it now, aren’t you?
Ryan: Maaaaaaybe?
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
You’re so crazy, and we love you!
Awwwww, I love you, too. 🙂
I can attest for them being available in full size, or at least they were in 1980…
I’m not letting him know this. Oh, who am I kidding…there’s zero chance he doesn’t already know.
Wow! This made me go to Wikipedia, because frankly, I saw it ONCE back when it first came out and 20 years is a long time to have an exact memory. What I found was that the scene was changed twice in order to not make Han a bad guy. Now, don’t let Ryan read this or his head will explode. But I assume he gets along great with Liam. And for Christmas, couldn’t you find him a set of sheets? Now that’s love.
Here’s the thing… I could not possibly care less if he had Star Wars sheets, but I DO care about thread count, and those bastards are cheeeeeeeap.
Oh boy! He’s going to lose sex!
At least on the bed. Wait…
Your too funny Meg! I seriously don’t think I could sleep in a bed with Star War sheets with a person over the age of 12….not saying I’d sleep with a 12 yr. old! lol…It would just seem so weird (the sheets)! and yes they are cheap and have a low thread count! LMAO!! 🙂 T.
Thread count is LIFE!
Oh good lord… You’re surrounded by ’em.
Sons, brother, boyfriend… Thankfully, my dad is solely obsessed with Rocky movies and college basketball.
I still can’t get over the whole “Gee, I wonder if I could even TRY to say ‘pew, pew’ during climax”, regardless of the sheets. I’m thinking that whole thing is a non-starter.
I think that would leave things “anti-climatic” ha ha ha ha ha!!! 😛
It would kills mine, that’s for sure. 🙂
Awww, CRAP!!!
Another great moment in movie history ruined forever…
LOL…it’s a gift.