Probably Not The First Time Someone Sat On Han’s Face


Yes, yes, I know…two posts in a row about fucking novelty bedding. It also should be noted that my sweet, brilliant, rational boyfriend goes completely ape-shit nerd when discussing some sort of controversy regarding whether Han Solo or Greedo shot first in the original movies. It has come up roughly three million times.

Me: Liam is spending his first night in his new Star Wars sheets.

Ryan: Do they make those for a queen-sized bed?  I’m asking for a friend.

Me: Yes, but would you really be comfortable getting off in front of Han?

Ryan: It’ll be the first time he didn’t shoot first.

Me: Fine, but if you start making ‘pew pew’ noises during climax, I’m going to be super put off.

Ryan: ..

Me: You’re thinking about it now, aren’t you?

Ryan: Maaaaaaybe?

17 thoughts on “Probably Not The First Time Someone Sat On Han’s Face

  1. barbaramullenix

    Wow! This made me go to Wikipedia, because frankly, I saw it ONCE back when it first came out and 20 years is a long time to have an exact memory. What I found was that the scene was changed twice in order to not make Han a bad guy. Now, don’t let Ryan read this or his head will explode. But I assume he gets along great with Liam. And for Christmas, couldn’t you find him a set of sheets? Now that’s love.

  2. Your too funny Meg! I seriously don’t think I could sleep in a bed with Star War sheets with a person over the age of 12….not saying I’d sleep with a 12 yr. old! lol…It would just seem so weird (the sheets)! and yes they are cheap and have a low thread count! LMAO!! 🙂 T.

  3. Brian

    I still can’t get over the whole “Gee, I wonder if I could even TRY to say ‘pew, pew’ during climax”, regardless of the sheets. I’m thinking that whole thing is a non-starter.

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