Me: “Hey, I need your three sentence summary of the student news.”
D’Avonte: “Ms. M, you KNOW I hate the damn news.”
Me: (teacher face)
D’Avonte: “Fiiiiiiiine.”
Turns in summary…
“They’re talking about Trump and all his bullshit. It’s the same stuff with his bitchass every day. Why do you make me do this?”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
LMOA… I got nothing else to say.. just LMAO!! 😀
D’A pretty much summed it up anyway. 🙂
I’d like to read that entire newspaper. But, you know she’s right.
Oh, she totally is.
Nailed it!
Agreed!
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
She has a way with the words. 🙂
Fuckin A!
🙂