(Note: the kids just got home from their dad’s, so we did Christmas Eve last night.)
Liam: “So, what time is metaphorical Santa coming, tonight?”
Xavier: “And why did we decide he’s coming back 5 days late?”
Liam: “Rehab.”
(Note: the kids just got home from their dad’s, so we did Christmas Eve last night.)
Liam: “So, what time is metaphorical Santa coming, tonight?”
Xavier: “And why did we decide he’s coming back 5 days late?”
Liam: “Rehab.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Deck the halls with jugs of eggnog fa la la la la la la la la!
You’d have to put booze in that crap to make it palatable.
The cookies in California are enough to send the poor guy to detox…
I love cookies…maybe more now.
Liam’s going to be a fun dad and even crazier uncle. The amount of psychological trauma he’ll give to kids will be AWESOME.
Kids…save up for your kid’s therapy now.
pfft.. they want to get over their issues, let the kids pay for it.
Plausible. Santa and Rudolphe, dipping a bit too much into the eggnog.
Drinking and sleighing…