A few weeks ago, I broke my toe at work, so I’ve been forced to wear one of those ridiculous boots to protect it while it’s healing.
Student: “How’s your toe?”
Me: “Better, but today, I have this weird burning pain.”
Student: “You should take Adderol.”
Me: “So I can really buckle down and focus on how much it hurts?”
Student: “Oh, sorry, I meant Demerol.”
Me: “We’re going to need to have a conversation about your knowledge of prescription medications, one of these days.”
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As if you’re going to get away without telling us how you broke your toe at work.
C’mon, cut it out.
I wish it was something interesting, but I literally just nailed a desk leg between the 4th and 5th toes while wearing open-toed shoes. Booooooo
Please tell me that no students were harmed in the making of this blog post… Oh wait, it was an administrator wasn’t it?
I assure me I’m the only person who was harmed…as usual.
I’m in tears quite literally! Put that child on the path to a science degree 😉