Liam: (whispering) “Hey…Xavier.”
Xavier: “What?”
Liam: “Santa isn’t the only one who knows when you are sleeping.”
Xavier: …
Liam: (whispering) “Hey…Xavier.”
Xavier: “What?”
Liam: “Santa isn’t the only one who knows when you are sleeping.”
Xavier: …
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Santa, Jesus, and the NSA…
The holy trifecta.
Oh god, does that mean it’s been a one-horse open slay all this time??? Damn you, homophones!
HA!!! That demands to be made into a meme.