(After I sent him a real estate listing for a huge historic estate…)
Ryan: Great property, and I like the tree-lined drive.
Me: It would be perfect for a dog herd.
Ryan: Dogs? We could just set the children loose among the trees!
Me: I don’t even care if the damn thing is haunted.
Ryan: That might even make it better. Just as long as the walls don’t bleed.
Me: Agreed, I draw the line at supernatural bodily fluids.
Ryan: Wise boundary, you have no idea where those ghosts have been.
Me: Well, yeah, something killed them.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Perfect place for a trampoline. The soft dirt would make a great place to land if you fell off. As long as no arms came out of the dirt and grabbed you. –Curt
Or you didn’t get kicked in the ass by a foot attached to nothing.
Always wary of feet attached to nothing… and asses attached to feet, as far as that goes. –Curt
Tonight’s nightmare…courtesy of Mekemson… 🙂
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I dunno, regular, natural bodily fluids would be sort of a deal breaker for me, although I’ve lived in places where you couldn’t really tell…
I think that ANY bodily fluids should be the measurement…agreed.
park a travel trailer inside.
Excellent tip!
Your last line was amazing! I feel like you should have put (*rimshot) after it 😀
http://instantrimshot.com/
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