As some of you know, I do volunteer work with LGBT youth after work. Last week, one of my girls, who constantly cracks me up, came in SUUUUUPER pissed off.
Me: “What’s wrong, sweetie?”
Maddy: “I’m getting a D in Algebra.”
Me: “Oh, that sucks. I’m sorry.”
Maddy: “Ironic isn’t it?”
Me: “How?”
Maddy: “I’ve made it very clear that I want nothing to do with ‘the D’, and here I have one fucking me in math.”
Me: *snort*
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
That girl deserves a high five – and I don’t generally like giving high fives.
Maybe a double-handed high ten.
That’s the thing about “the D” (metaphorically speaking), they’re always pulling dick moves in your life…
Dicks run the world. Sigh.
So I just got the joke in your headline… I can be a little slow sometimes.
It works for ALL the letters! 🙂
Bwahahahaha!! Oh my >.< That is absolutely fantastic. You are around some of the most fantastic, quirky, quick witted kids, I'm so glad you share their awesomeness!
Awwww, on behalf of my amazing almost-grownups, THANK YOU! 🙂
Oh my sweet lord that is funny girl. I think she is going to be just fine with an imagination and wit like that. You can tell her from me I am miserable with all the maths but look at how I turned out. I’m a 24hr rock star!
I hope you don’t mind that I’m going to embellish and claim that you do something amazing and Canadian. Train moose to deliver free prescriptions? Secret Special Forces Mountie Division?
Maple syrup smuggler?
Maple Syrup Kingpin!
Ima pimpin’ that sugar baby!
omg the D. Funny kid. I used to volunteer with an LGBT group too 🙂 Samesies.
These friggin’ kids KILL me they’re so funny. I feel like I should be paying for entertainment. 🙂