Liam: “That’s NOT fair! I’ve only JUST gotten big enough to sit up front, and you can’t take it every time! We should take turns!”
Caolinn: “I’m leaving home in two years, and then you can sit up here whenever you want!”
Liam: “I’m not waiting TWO YEARS! It’s not fair!”
Caolinn: “You know what isn’t fair? That I have to have a period every month, and someday, I’m going to have to push a baby out of my vagina…that’s what’s NOT fair!”
Liam: “Mom, she’s pulling the uterus card again!”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Except for the pushing out a baby part, I say Caolinns’ argument is pretty weak. Someday, she’ll have a husband to torture, no I mean share – all that with and Liam will also be getting the same from his own wife. Sure seems that no woman suffers her period entirely alone.
All I can add is Thank God!! menopause is over in my house!
Trust me…this fight was far longer than I’m letting on, and Liam and Xavier won. 🙂 I guess the win on this is that both boys aren’t phased by periods in the least. A win for feminism! lol
“Pulling the uterus card”? You have amazing children.
Let’s hope future law enforcement personnel agree. 🙂
Where does the uterus card line up…?
I mean, does it beat, say, a seven, or maybe a ten…?
Obviously not a queen, or Caolinn would have won…
Just wondering, from a World Series of Poker standpoint…
I’d argue that it usually wins, but, just as in Poker, it depends on the game you’re playing. In a great many games, you could argue it’s a Wild Card, and thus beats everything. 🙂
lmao!! You’re children are EXCEPTIONAL! Can’t wait for these conversations in my car, especially with the boys and Mary 8years apart…i’m certain the uterus card will be played several times in the next 10 years
Woman, you have NO idea. Mary will have the upper hand for quite a while, but once they get mouthy (learned at her hand…irony) and realize they can tag-team her…she’s in for it. lol