Ryan: “Has Matthew ever been with a woman?”
Me: “No, he’s what we refer to as a ‘Gold-star Gay’. He’s only been with dudes.”
Ryan: “Never tried it out, huh?”
Me: “He refers to the vagina as ‘The Eye of Sauron’. Vaginas never had a chance.”
Ryan: “Has Matthew ever been with a woman?”
Me: “No, he’s what we refer to as a ‘Gold-star Gay’. He’s only been with dudes.”
Ryan: “Never tried it out, huh?”
Me: “He refers to the vagina as ‘The Eye of Sauron’. Vaginas never had a chance.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
That’s fantastic… though I totally disagree. lol
Disagreement is how babies get made.
Oh the horror…
Ha!!!
🙂
Yikes, Meg. You have some eye there.
Hey, hey, hey….that’s not mine. I swear. *furtive look*
Oh… MY…!!!
Right!?
LMAO! Gee thanks for sharing Meg! Now NONE of us can UNsee it!
I just didn’t want to be alone!!! 🙂
Well ya got your wish girlfriend, you got your wish! 😉
A club of fellow victims! 🙂
A man after my own heart. If he’s over 6’4″ we’ll talk. If not, I have more advice to condone in his direction. All in all, I endorse this message 😀
He’s exactly 6’4….
Tell me he’s of age…
LOL…of which age. The one he actually is, or the one he lies and says he is?
All right, my of age… Can he vote, kill for his country and drink.. LEGALLY.
What age are you? Ish. Sort of.
Me? 51. But don’t let that inhibit anything. I’ve been known to charm the pants off of men more than half my age.
Pants…shirts…jock straps…
A gentleman would never confirm nor deny the insinuation. 😀
Diplomatic, kind Sir…diplomatic. 🙂
If it were only true… I prefer to think of it as there are things that I should just be discrete about. This is one of those such things.
LOL
🙂
And yet I cannot look away.
Pervert.
Still looking. Mmmmmmm
Hands on top of the table, John.
*hangs head. Yes ma’am.
It’s gonna be okay, Johnsie…I promise.
I’d run…
See, and that’s how Matt became gay. 🙂
Mmmm, usually they are warm, friendly and fuzzy… not scary. Although they can be demanding. 🙂
I’m telling mom.
Oh no!