Xavier: “Why did God invent whiskey?”
Me: “To keep the Irish from ruling the world.”
Xavier: “How did you know that?”
Me: “Because it’s an old joke.”
Xavier: “You’re an old joke.”
Me: (death stare)
Xavier: “Why did God invent whiskey?”
Me: “To keep the Irish from ruling the world.”
Xavier: “How did you know that?”
Me: “Because it’s an old joke.”
Xavier: “You’re an old joke.”
Me: (death stare)
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
He needs to read Jonathan Swift
Ugh…it’ll give him material. Lol
OMG that is hilarious!
🙂
Snap! Oh no he did ‘int!
I’m gonna snap…my hand across his buttocks if he says it again.
Testify sister!
*speaks in tongues*
And snake dancing!
*thumps bible*
I’ve got a sister I’m looking to unload. Want to trade? 😀
Is she lippy? I already have a lot of lippy. 🙂
Yup. A control freak with an extra side of lip.
Argh…they might have to marry one day.
I dunno. My sister is past 60!
Ruh roh…ABORT…ABORT. lol
He invented whiskey and improved upon that with bourbon.
Argh…both are pure fire to me. I’m the worst Irishman ever.
He’s gonna grow up to be a curmudgeon… If he makes it to adulthood.
He’s pretty much already there. He’s a little old man in a pre-pubescent body.
I’m hinting he’ll be ended before reaching 18…. but there’s a plus side to this. He might lighten up by the time he reaches 40.
Maybe he’ll Benjamin Button!
Thank you Meg….back to school for the beginning of year today, so it’s a joy to come home for a dose of your blog 😊
Argh….you can look forward to being in bed by 8pm for the first week, if you’re anything like me. 🙂 HAPPY TERM!!!!!!!!!!
Today was pupil free, so we spent it being enthralled with Code of Conduct, Child Protection, CPR training, anaphylaxis training and how to use a defibrillator …. Which would be awesome if we hadn’t done it all just 12 months ago…. Then 30 minutes before we went home home we got our new timetables…. So much for prep time….lucky I actually love my job ❤️
Madam, you have NO idea how familiar that sounds. If we didn’t love the job…
Gah…. if looks could kill! I do believe someone would be 6 feet under! eh? 😛
He’ll just never get dessert again. EVER. 🙂