If Any Of You Are Looking To Score…I Know A Guy.



Caolinn: “What are you doing?”

Me: “I’m googling some old students.”

Caolinn: “Awwww, that’s sweet.  To see how they’re doing?”

Me: (incredulous look) “To see who’s doing time, and what they were arrested for…I have some bets to settle.”

Caolinn: *blank stare*

Me: “Keep disapproving; if Danny Jones has been picked up for drug trafficking, it’s worth a twenty.”


(And before any of you judge me, *Danny Jones was arrested for dealing cocaine IN FIFTH GRADE.)

*Clearly, not his real name.

16 thoughts on “If Any Of You Are Looking To Score…I Know A Guy.

  1. Brian

    My spousal unit is a high school secretary/admin assistant to the principle in a school system up here in the northeast (No – ironically, we are too far north to have suffered through the blizzard over the weekend – we’re just laughing our asses off at them). In her building, it seems to be the 8th grade that has the most troubled kids. Not to the point of dealing and homicide (that I know of), but that age group seems to be a troubled bunch.

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