Picture it, if you will…the McMcerson clan, so wholesome, listening to Christmas music whilst assembling candy boxes for their neighbors, and Mariah Carey’s, “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” comes on.
Me: “I think this is the only Mariah Carey song that I actually like.”
Xavier: “This song is creepy.”
Me: “Why?”
Xavier: “‘I just want you for my own’…it’s not about Christmas, it’s about a kidnapping. She wants to OWN him.”
(silence)
Liam: (eye roll) “Fa-la-la-la-la…la-la-la-la.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Hahahaha!!!! Valid observation.
Without wanting to sound creepy, I kinda wish I could crash one of your family holidays. I bet it would be SO much fun. And creepy. I’ll bring the Mariah CD.
It’s gotta be better than the Pentatonix one I’ve had on repeat! And we have cookies!
I’m pencilling you guys in. Xmas 2016.
We’ll buy extra gator steaks.
Yes! Creepy.
She has crazy-eyes, too. Poor Nick Cannon.
He’ll be so happy to have someone agree with him! 🙂
well…sounds like a valid point! 😛
If he ever reads this, he’ll print it and frame it. Lol
Wait, so kidnapping is not a part of Christmas?
What is HAPPENING in Canada!?!?!?
That’s how we get presents. We kidnap a loved one and hold them for ransom. Sometimes we’ll cut off a finger and mail it to them as proof of life. You know, the Christmas kidnapping?
Why does this sort of make sense to me?
Because everything in Canada is good
Timbits for everyone!
And pass the severed finger if you please
Love the age when kids are so literal! Give it a few years when they get the hang of double entendre – there will be more silence replies!
Otherwise known as the “That’s what she said” years 🙂
lmao! That’s fantastic, and I definitely think he’s got a point.
I’ve heard it twice since he said this, and now, it’s all I can hear when in comes on.
I knew a girl who had a crush on Nick Cannon, and she HATED Mariah Carey…
Because Mariah Carey has the craziest crazy eyes since Mary Kay Letourneau. That was a WEIRD matchup, those two. It’s like he lost a bet.