If you’re not already following Jenny Lawson’s (TheBloggess) Twitter feed of people’s awkward confessions, you’re severely missing out. I think I’ve done every single thing people have written about, at some point. I’m THAT awkward. Case in point…
A text conversation…
Me: Soooooo, I saw a kid walking in my building wearing a nice dress shirt and a tie, so I said, ‘Well, don’t you look handsome today!’.
Tracy: And?
Me: Turns out it’s not a kid…it’s a new 23yo substitute.
Tracy: Oh no…
Me: The look on his face… I went from friendly mom-figure to cougar in about 2 seconds flat.
Tracy: Awesome. Enjoy sexual harassment class. Again.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Hahaha!
🙂
Awesome! And yeah, the Twitter feed is great. I’ve submitted a few 🙂
I look at it every time I’m annoyed by something, and it totally makes the world better.
SEE? Slip knots around your neck are nothing but trouble…
Also, there’s a kind of cumulative effect to those tweets: I read a few of them to my friend Briana, and while she liked the first three or four, after about ten of them we were both giggling uncontrollably and she had to come read them herself as I could no longer read them aloud.
Seriously, the whole thread is gold. I’m 50% sure it can actually bring world peace.
Thank you as always for a much needed dose of humor!😆
I’ll continue to act like an idiot for as long as it brings joy to others. 🙂
Some people have all the right luck. Then there’s yours. 😀
That is a perfect summary of my life. 🙂
Look on the bright side… At least it’s enough (luck) to have stories like this to tell.
True. Even when shit hits the fan, some tiny part of me is already writing the post.
Another young man traumatized by the red cougar. Won’t anyone think of the children?
He was practically one of the children. lol
LOL! You’re a cougar – own it girlfriend!! *I’m doing that side to side neck thing*
*trying to do it back and throwing out my neck* 🙂
Holy crap. That was so awesome, milk came out of my nose and I wasn’t even drinking any.
Did you also offer him a nice hard candy from your purse?
Wurthers….because that’s how grandma rolls. 🙂