My dearest darling, Matthew, will be doing today’s post. I really wish he’d restart his blog (HINT, MOTHERFUCKER!), but, for now, his sass will be relegated to Amazon Reviews and anyone unfortunate enough to cross him in a bar after two dirty martinis.
In order to see the whole review, you have to click the “See More” at the bottom, but it’s totally worth it. Promise. 🙂
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
If that review is just a taste of his snark, he definitely needs to restart that blog. Immediately. I’m totally Team Matthew Writes.
Also, I bet your convos are drink snorting funny.
I’m not going lie…he’s made me pee more than once.
Hahaha hilarious!
Totally. 🙂
I like the snark. That’s quite the scathing review. I would be quite interested in reading his blog. *hint hint nudge nudge* lol
Seriously, Matthew! WRITE MOTHER FUCKER!
So, he didn’t like the shirt then?
HA! He didn’t order it in every color? Opportunity wasted! 🙂
Let me guess: People who were interested in this item were also interested in what? Coprophagy and Kardashians?
Damn it, Doug…you’re making me Google!
Hysterical!
🙂 He’s the best.
This is the kind of man I need more of in my life… For the sanity of it all…
Matthew, did you hear that? 🙂
Don’t be playing Yenta… I’m probably too old for the likes of him anyway.
Oh, I never play Yenta with him. I know better. I’d be slayed. (slewn?)
you don’t stick around… you introduce… you wait ’til they open up to each other… then you run like hell.
And I think it’s slayed.. or slain.
Haaaaaave you met Ted?
The fact is, I don’t meet many people. Being Nightbreed (Third-Shifter) sort of hinders the whole dating dance.
Though bless that you’re doing a dry run to learn how to introduce and run. 😀
I met Ryan online…no shame about it. I don’t want to meet someone in a bar, and I don’t date anyone connected to my work or my kids, so that eliminates 99.99% of my interactions, and so Googled myself a man-gift. 🙂